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We got the hen do, then her last exam,
then the wedding, then the baby. It's

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planned out.

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Who's this Sean fella was helping him?

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He's just a decorator fella.

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Bobby thinks he's a beat me.

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Well, don't I get a coffee?

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Sorry? That's what you normally get when
you walk someone home, isn't it?

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All right, Mum.

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It's OK, you haven't escaped. They let
him out early.

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Yeah.

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I haven't finished painting it yet,
mind.

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No, it's great.

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You can have top bunk if you like.

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That's OK, mate.

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What bunk did you have when you was in
prison?

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Emma. What?

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It's all right, ma 'am.

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Top bunk.

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I'll go bottom bunk now, isn't it? Be a
nice change.

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Right, well... That's evening moaning.

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Yep.

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I can bang on a radiator pipe if you
want, with a mug, if that's what you're

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used to.

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No, you're all right.

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Just don't wet the bed, OK?

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You're staring again.

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It's getting weird now.

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I've been home two weeks.

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Oh, I'm just chuffed to have you back.

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We all are.

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I'm going to bastard kill him.

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Is that your dad?

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Not Ben, him.

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You've left the bathroom all minging.

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I'm five months pregnant, for God's
sake. He's a bloody elf, has it, him and

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prison germs. Oh, that's your dramatics.
Now go and do it now.

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You can't, man. We've got to be at
Tanisha's at ten.

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Why? Bugger.

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Oh, my God, you forgot, didn't you?

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They're doing the buffet for the
wedding, like. Bombay fricassee.

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What's the matter with sausage rolls?

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Racist.

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What's racist about liking sausage
rolls?

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Emma, you'll have to go without me. I'm
going job hunting with Luke this

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morning. Are you?

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Oh, well, you've been doing something
with him every other day of the week.

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should today be any different?

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Go with her.

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Seriously, now I know where the job
centre is, man.

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I don't want anyone being horrible to
you, that's all.

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I promise I'll come home and tell on
them if they are.

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Look! How goes it, my friend?

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Ah, you know.

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Any luck on the job front?

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Nah, nothing.

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I'll take one of these, all right?

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Please.

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It's on the house.

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It's a free paper, Jack.

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Sandy, you must start anew.

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Don't you know what you must do?

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Hold your head high.

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Take a deep breath and sigh.

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I've never tasted bread like this
before. It's gorgeous, isn't it?

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Not gorgeous, that chef.

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He's edible, I'm telling you.

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Now, try this.

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Oh, tartan. I'm rabid. It's chicken
vindaloo, but with a twist.

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Oh, sarcastoc.

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Stella, I hope you don't mind, but I've
promised Emma that I'll give her some

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lessons in homemaking.

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Hey, Jan, pass us that water brush. Just
in case things don't work out with her

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exam. I know you're keen for her to have
a career and everything. Yeah, I am.

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We've got a deal, haven't we, Em? Yes.

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Will she have time to work, though, once
she's had the baby?

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Plenty of mothers have jobs, but...
Well, like I and Em.

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Oi!

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Thing is, it's a cultural thing with
your lot, isn't it? I bet your own

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stayed at home. Her mother was an exotic
dancer in Blackpool.

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No way.

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Fine, like a rustic.

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What I'm saying is, maybe Emma will make
a natural homemaker. Who knows?

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Now, see if you prefer this.

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It's lamb.

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Lamb fat?

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See if you can taste the chilli kick.

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Oh, that's better.

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Thank God I've seen you.

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All right, Stella?

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I need a favour.

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Will you go there?

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My God, Beth, you've been on the curry?

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What? Yeah, I've been trying some dishes
for the wedding, haven't I? Anyway,

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what it is, no man enough tongs and
tweezers.

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Yeah. Hairdresser, she do do your mum?

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I said yeah, Cal. Well, she's started
doing dogs at the back. Only there's

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so much call for it now, she's decided
to go mobile.

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And she's set me up in a franchise.

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Only charge you 60 quid for the kit and
tools and what have you?

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Honestly, Stella, dog room in the
future. Because when times are hard,

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always one thing people need, and that's
a clean dog.

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Right. Well, I haven't got one, have I?
To practice on, like.

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I got off with a load of hamsters, but I
was afraid of drowning them.

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And I said she could lend Banjo off of
you.

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Cos he is technically half mine -like.

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Hmm.

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Which half, Carl?

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So can I pop over tomorrow, then, or
what?

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Thirty -seven pairs of shorts.

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And not a crease on one of them.

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Oh, someone's been on the garlic.

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All right, so strong still.

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Er, thanks.

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Sorry.

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Showing off.

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Every day I recognise what's deceased
and what's alive.

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But don't repeat what I just said until
boulders turn to lead.

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Then all the tales will be told whilst
you and I are in the cold.

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Right. What are you doing, Al? Not even
by the crossing, man.

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Little bit of Sunday, have you? No Nash
House?

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No. Celebrity funding.

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May the cancer.

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Which cancer?

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Oh, there's all sorts.

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Zeta -Jones, Shirley Bassey.

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Debbie McGee.

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Serious? Debbie McGee, oh, my God!

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Yeah. Well, I might as well get me some
VIP passes.

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Three drinks, beat the stars.

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Sorry, I was thinking of it, too. We're
already behind.

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Got three burn -ins today and all.

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Yeah, well, if you fancy, it's £2 .35
each.

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Come and coach us to do me a deal.

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Go on, then, put us down for four.

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Right, well, I'll put to be paid by your
name, shall I?

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You have to settle me before the day,
mind!

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Come on, like step front.

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Looking for a change of career, are you,
Pat?

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Kickers. The one and only.

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I see they let you out, then.

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How you keep then?

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Got time for a bow?

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Plenty of time, no cash.

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Well, looks like it's my shout, then.

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Hey, Vanda, give us two pints.

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Yeah, I dreamt about you last night,
sweetheart.

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And let's just say you wasn't
disappointed.

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You got bog roll on your chain, huh?

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Have you been?

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Mental busy.

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Good to have Luke back.

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Yeah. Look at them white bags, Sean.

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That one doesn't white bag on still.

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There you go. You see, you can die happy
now.

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Oh, sarcastic as well as violent, is
there?

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Get off. This one's a pussycat.

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Now, if you want to see a real killer in
action still, I'll get Tim Wayne's

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tongue up for you.

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No, you're all right, Big Ray.

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I've got to get on.

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Oh, yeah, me too.

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Do you want a lift?

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Um, no, I've got the trike. I've got the
van.

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All right, then. Ta.

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You've been smoking or something?

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No, why?

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Just the rate you're playing through the
mints.

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She'd be on a gel fries issue.

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No benefits. It's the tip of the
iceberg, see?

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He just buys my beer and keeps Lily on
there in baby gap. How old is she?

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I'm not exactly sure. I was off my tits
when she was born, like.

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Nice. Now, what it is, I got a little
tax -free gig on the side, like, doing a

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bit of transportation with some
Colombian friends of mine.

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Colombian?

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Well, they're from Chagallan, they are,
but the stuff is as good as anything

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from my mother country.

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Right. I'll catch you in, if you like.

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20 quid a pop.

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Just drop off, pick up, Bob's your
uncle, cash in a bank.

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Are you off your box? I just got back
from the big house.

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All right, all right.

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Keep your cock on.

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You'll upset the kid.

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I'm off.

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Have a think about what I said. No,
you're all right.

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Best offer someone like you's going to
get.

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Well, thanks for the lift.

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No worries.

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Listen, Stella, this is Liberty Fun Day.

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I thought you and the kids might like to
come along.

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Oh, lovely.

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Yeah? Well, I've got VIP tickets, you
know.

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Free drinks, meet the stars.

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Aye, aye.

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The hairy biker returns, only not on a
bike. He's in a van.

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All right, mate.

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Settling in?

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Yeah, settling in lovely.

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How'd it go?

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Absolutely shit.

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He's looking for a job. It's never so
hard for him. Yeah.

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I'd better, um... I'll drop those
tickets off for you.

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Yeah. Yeah, if you like.

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Thanks.

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Jagji, your lunch.

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So, rule number one, make your husband a
nice big lunchbox to see him through

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the day.

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And he won't come looking for food in
the middle of diagnosis murder.

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Sweet. So sweet.

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I ain't slaving over a microwave for no
man. And that is why Jasminder is going

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to end up single and alone.

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I ain't a leather.

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Jasminder.

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I, uh, gone to the library.

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What are you doing here?

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Your mam's learning me about how to
sweat and that, isn't she?

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Hi.

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After having beautified your car, nine.
K -9.

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K -9.

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I can formally offer you one of our
clean -in facilitations.

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These include the big bath, which is
just a basic wash and blow dry.

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Are you expecting a letter?

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00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:09,109
No. Or we have the rough stuff, which
includes... Oh, you haven't started all

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that pen pal nonsense again, have you,
with Elka and Gadan?

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No. Or we have the rough stuff, which
includes... Is your better -off sticking

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to girls your own age?

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Can I carry on, then, or what?

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Yeah, all right, Dean, but how long are
you going to be here?

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I'm going to get down to the back
factory, see if they've got any driving

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for my boy.

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Ma 'am?

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Will you tell Luke to stop stealing my
underarm?

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Oh, don't wake him, love. He's tired.

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One of our most popular packages is
called The Dog's Dinner, which includes

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colour rinse of your choice.

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You're not dying banjo. Oh, come on,
Menzel. No way.

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You've been sleeping for 14 hours.

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You're probably depressed.

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Because you're unemployed and you've got
a criminal record.

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Cheers, Professor.

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Do you think if you'd known your dad
when you were younger, you'd have turned

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out a bit different?

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Mum, I'm off rugby training.

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OK. See you lunchtime.

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Luke?

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What?

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I'm escaping from Nadine, I am.

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You're right.

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Yeah, stop asking me all the time.

250
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:35,600
Sorry. So, Emma's off learning to be a
Stepford wife and Ben's doing rugby.

251
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,880
You got any plans for today, love?

252
00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:38,759
Oh, yeah.

253
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,380
Round of golf and a game of tennis.

254
00:12:40,381 --> 00:12:43,359
What do you think I'm going to do, ma
'am? Same as what I did yesterday and

255
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,040
day before and the day before that.

256
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,450
I tell you what, Luke, you want to think
about grooming dogs.

257
00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,880
No, I don't. You could do a lot worse.
Nicely link them.

258
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,430
Do you want me to have a word of men I
like?

259
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,710
Here you go.

260
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:09,820
We deserve this.

261
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,610
Now,

262
00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:17,620
Emma, I have a confession to make. What?

263
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,260
I like bleach.

264
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,500
There, I've said it.

265
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:27,539
I know it's bad for the environment, but
once you've done a U -bend with it, you

266
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,590
never go back.

267
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,850
What's a U -bend?

268
00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,000
So much to learn.

269
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,000
Wait, I have a little surprise for you.

270
00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,760
What are you wearing? Cute, isn't it?

271
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:43,550
It's exactly the same as your man's,
this one.

272
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,340
Em, I don't like you being like this.

273
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,970
It's weird.

274
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,270
Being like what?

275
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:51,660
All this cleaning stuff with me mum.

276
00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:53,830
But I'm enjoying it.

277
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,180
Man, are you joking me?

278
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,020
A housewife? You?

279
00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,500
What's wrong with being a housewife?

280
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,180
You are going to be a doctor and they
make you all the money.

281
00:14:03,181 --> 00:14:06,679
But maybe I don't want to marry someone
who just stays at home all day and

282
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,730
doesn't do nothing.

283
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,910
It's freaky.

284
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,300
Now, this is my own invention.

285
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,900
I call it the Tanisha tool belt.

286
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:15,280
With its little beauty.

287
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:19,500
No matter where I'm in the house, I'm
always packing multi -purpose power gel.

288
00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,170
I've got to go, though.

289
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,640
Emma?

290
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:41,820
Luke, you twat!

291
00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:45,940
It's Keckers, you even bigger twat. All
right, all right, keep your cot on.

292
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:48,229
What are you doing here?

293
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,280
Oh, it's nice.

294
00:14:49,281 --> 00:14:53,059
I'm just wondering if you thought any
more about my little proposition.

295
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,110
Proposition?

296
00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:57,430
Exactly. Because I've got loads of these
little puppies lined up.

297
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,730
All you've got to do is drop off, get
the cash and keep 20 back for yourself.

298
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,720
Easy. Until I get caught.

299
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,790
Look, Matt, I'm trying to do you a
favour, you like?

300
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,810
Hi, Luke.

301
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,440
Hi. Hey, Mum, not in?

302
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,870
No.

303
00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:20,039
Here are these, will you, mate?

304
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,760
For this fun day thing tomorrow.

305
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,700
You can go in for that, eh?

306
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,090
No, you're all right.

307
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,500
You've got bog roll on your trainer.

308
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,930
What?

309
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:32,990
Here you, mate.

310
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:39,710
You old girl shagging scouser, Sean, is
she?

311
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,630
What did you say? All right, all right,
keep the cock on.

312
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,400
He's not even a scouser.

313
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,220
Right, where do I drop all this stuff
off?

314
00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:50,870
Borneo Terrace, this is.

315
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:51,929
Number six.

316
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:52,980
You can miss it.

317
00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,120
They've got norms.

318
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,289
Hot dogs grooming, sir. Hot dogs
grooming. 10 % off your third groom.

319
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:12,209
my dog, Liz. Hot dogs grooming. And you
get 10 % off first one light. Oh, I tell

320
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,749
you what, I could do a lovely makeover
on this one, couldn't I, Carl?

321
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:18,850
What? Are you? Not ten years off, are
you? She's only cocking nine.

322
00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:22,540
Well, take the leaflet and have a think,
isn't it?

323
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:31,010
All right, Mola. What can I do you,
Postel? Er, tin loaf and doughnut,

324
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,450
Jam, toffee, custard or apple.

325
00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:34,820
Oh, give me a mix.

326
00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:38,309
And while you're at it, don't suppose
you've got any delivery jobs going at

327
00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:39,360
back of you?

328
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,540
365.

329
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,230
I thought it was on your linen.

330
00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:46,470
Slowing up, is there? Oh, no, it's for
my boy Luke.

331
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,610
He's a hard worker, learns faster.

332
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,050
No disrespect, Estelle.

333
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,150
You know they take people as they come.

334
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,290
But once a slammer dog, always a slammer
dog.

335
00:16:58,630 --> 00:16:59,680
You taking the mess?

336
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,960
A couple of stupid pranks, that's all it
was.

337
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:03,830
Joyriding in stolen cars, more like.

338
00:17:03,831 --> 00:17:06,348
Yeah, well, he's not like that no more,
for your information.

339
00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:07,399
So you think?

340
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,549
You are.

341
00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:09,578
Look at all.

342
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:12,780
My Karen knows Tone, who's dating Vanda
up the Lamb and Flag.

343
00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:16,940
She said she saw you and Luke drinking
with that Kekker.

344
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,500
Kekker's the crack, you've heard?

345
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,330
Why Luke don't hang around with scum
like that?

346
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,780
That's not what I heard, Sel.

347
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:27,639
And if you and Luke's keeping that kind
of company, he'll be back behind bars

348
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,620
before you can say Britain's got talent.

349
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,960
Forgot your doughnuts?

350
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:42,000
Hey, I'll have them if they're going
cocking back in, like.

351
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,660
Cakers.

352
00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:37,350
Yeah, it's tableau, it is.

353
00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,230
No, with a T.

354
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:47,390
Yeah, what it is, like, I need some...
..some shit,

355
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,870
like...

356
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,769
All right?

357
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:15,730
Tableau?

358
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,910
All right.

359
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,500
You look so good, innit?

360
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:20,590
I might be.

361
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,450
Told you I'd ever get some quality shit,
did he?

362
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,440
Well, you don't look a type, to be
honest, darling.

363
00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,640
No, I don't want you a shit.

364
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,050
Not your drugs.

365
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,260
They're the same thing.

366
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,450
Whatever.

367
00:19:33,451 --> 00:19:35,879
I just want you to leave him alone, all
right?

368
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,410
You don't need idiots like you messing
up his life.

369
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:42,059
It's hard enough for him as it is. He's
just out of prison, nothing going for

370
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,859
him. That's why I'm helping him out,
isn't it? Putting a bit of work his way.

371
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,539
Yeah, well, you don't need no help from
me, all right?

372
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:51,400
Why don't you just take your stinking
drugs and stick them up your own nose?

373
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,350
Or someone else's.

374
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,720
Just leave him alone, anyway.

375
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,060
Oh, I'm cacking myself.

376
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,520
Luke's mammy's telling me off.

377
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,060
And what'll you do if I don't?

378
00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,770
She won't do anything, mate.

379
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:06,740
But I will.

380
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:09,960
Disappear.

381
00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:18,450
Oh, my God.

382
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:20,150
That was like a Superman film.

383
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,609
Where did you spring from?

384
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,660
I was watching a game or something,
lads.

385
00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:25,020
She's dead, I love.

386
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,370
Do you want to tell me what's going on?

387
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,250
Oh, Harry, I can't. If I wait any
longer, my hair will be dry.

388
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:43,170
And then it's squeezing me in as it is.
It's always round on a Saturday.

389
00:20:43,171 --> 00:20:45,179
All right, all right. Give me a chance,
man.

390
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,819
I don't understand why you can't have
the whole lot done there.

391
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:51,379
Because then I'll have to pay for a dry
and a wash. This way I don't have to pay

392
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,020
for a wash. Everyone does it. Pay me £4
on it.

393
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:57,059
Ridiculous. Yeah, well, how ridiculous
you come, Christmas, when I've got money

394
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,640
saved for a luxury ampere.

395
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,310
Papa!

396
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,610
Hello, love.

397
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,240
Hey, what's up now?

398
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,930
And I wanted to get him to meet me so I
could warn him off, I thought.

399
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,280
You know, face to face.

400
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,530
What, you think he's going to take a
slap on the wrist?

401
00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,590
He's not 12.

402
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,880
And what's with the name Tablo?

403
00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:22,220
It's meant to be my druggie name.

404
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:27,000
I was going to go with Tamar, but then
Pablo, and it came out just Tablo.

405
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,150
I'll do people work, mind you, in that
kekker.

406
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,400
Dead eyes, like a dolphin.

407
00:21:33,401 --> 00:21:34,739
You mean shark?

408
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:35,790
Mm -mm.

409
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,090
I mean dolphin.

410
00:21:37,091 --> 00:21:40,069
Everyone thinks the sharks are the
baddies, and it's not fair because the

411
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,969
dolphins are just as vicious, if not
worse.

412
00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:42,849
Are they?

413
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,709
We've all been taken in by the whole
flipper thing, but I tell you something,

414
00:21:45,710 --> 00:21:48,369
wouldn't trust a dolphin as far as I
could throw him, and I'm talking

415
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:51,629
now because I'm worried and I'm
frightened that my son is turning into a

416
00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:52,680
dealer.

417
00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:58,860
Hey, come on.

418
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,430
I'm a threat to your game.

419
00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:04,620
Kim Wang Chong will be wondering where
you brought her.

420
00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,570
Did you get those tickets, by the way?

421
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,120
Oh, yeah.

422
00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:10,610
Yeah, we're all coming.

423
00:22:12,010 --> 00:22:13,060
Are you on the bat?

424
00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:18,870
I don't know what's wrong with me, Nana.

425
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,330
I just annoy everyone.

426
00:22:22,690 --> 00:22:24,230
Mum, Nanny.

427
00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:26,290
I'm doing my own head in.

428
00:22:27,350 --> 00:22:29,190
I just feel all over the place.

429
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:35,030
Tan, get on to Tongs and Tweezers.

430
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,400
Tell Verna I've got a family crisis.

431
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,670
She'll understand. She has one every
week.

432
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,120
I tell you what's wrong, my love.

433
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,280
You're coping with a lot of change.

434
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,540
And change isn't easy.

435
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,580
You're only a baby and you're having a
baby.

436
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,520
Your hormones must be all over the shop.

437
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:03,260
I was 20 -odd. Haven't your uncle died?
I still went cuckoo.

438
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:07,900
Wanted to run away with Ongar the
milkman and weave my own rugs.

439
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:12,270
What? I'm still here, aren't I?

440
00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:20,710
I haven't seen Rhian's dog of you.

441
00:23:20,930 --> 00:23:24,000
I was halfway through giving it a blue
rinse and it done a bunk.

442
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,160
Check it out.

443
00:23:34,660 --> 00:23:36,980
Huh? You've got an iPhone in the garage.

444
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:39,840
Respect for the dead, lads.

445
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,060
Ooh, we've got a sitter, have we?

446
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,450
Aye.

447
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,940
No bending him whatsoever.

448
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,380
Bless. So what do you think?

449
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,120
It's daddy in an old wheelchair.

450
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,080
Wrong. This is our ticket to the fast
lane.

451
00:23:53,081 --> 00:23:56,199
There's going to be a massive queue for
the Funday Sunday because of all the

452
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,480
celebs and that. But I rang Nash House
and they give priority.

453
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:00,769
Too disabled.

454
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:01,910
And the garage opening.

455
00:24:01,911 --> 00:24:03,189
Oh, yeah, and the carriage.

456
00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:06,449
So no hanging around for it. Straight to
the front for an olive in a gin with

457
00:24:06,450 --> 00:24:07,500
Shirley Bassey.

458
00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:12,310
Result? I tell you what, we've found
loads of old crap in that garage.

459
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:14,370
Salad's been at the dumb work.

460
00:24:14,550 --> 00:24:16,950
Old fetid dentures. Two Leo Sayer
albums.

461
00:24:16,951 --> 00:24:18,229
Who are you?

462
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:19,249
Rebecca, no?

463
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,990
Yeah. Birmingham Marina.

464
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,630
78. Yeah. Go on.

465
00:24:29,429 --> 00:24:30,479
Oh, yeah.

466
00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:33,570
Oh, I love that film.

467
00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,430
And you've got one of these for free.

468
00:24:38,470 --> 00:24:39,520
Well,

469
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,069
that's right.

470
00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:45,769
The V was called Colon and she was
called Faye. And he wanted to take her

471
00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:48,420
planet. And she wanted to go, but she
didn't want to go.

472
00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:51,200
Don't make him a dad anymore, do they?
Thank God.

473
00:24:54,889 --> 00:24:59,450
Come with me of your own free will or I
will have to take you by force.

474
00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,100
I'll remember.

475
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:06,330
I think I might hang on to these for a
bit.

476
00:25:06,810 --> 00:25:08,870
Show Di, you know.

477
00:25:16,070 --> 00:25:17,870
Oh, hello again.

478
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,300
It's Luke about.

479
00:25:27,419 --> 00:25:28,820
Me? A handyman?

480
00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:32,159
In a big way, you don't need a carpenter
round the gym. Just someone to look

481
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,210
after the place.

482
00:25:33,211 --> 00:25:36,779
I barely get any turning in these days
because he's always asking me to unblock

483
00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:39,310
the drains, move the weights, sort the
gloves out.

484
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,470
He's desperate.

485
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,480
Thanks. Anyway, he wants you to go round
for a chat.

486
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,520
Five o 'clock. An interview like?

487
00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:47,830
Yeah.

488
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,320
Well? Come on, mate.

489
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,340
Got nothing to lose, have you?

490
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,070
Maybe.

491
00:25:55,071 --> 00:25:56,439
Like, I'll have a think, okay?

492
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:57,490
Oh, well done.

493
00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,790
Oh, don't fuss, ma 'am. I said I'll have
a think.

494
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,270
Sorry.

495
00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:04,310
No!

496
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,490
No!

497
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,400
Please have mercy.

498
00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,000
I am Corlon.

499
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:28,540
I am... I've witnessed you fade, and now
I must have you as mine.

500
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:34,780
Do not resist me, or I will numb you
with my probe.

501
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,550
Oh,

502
00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:25,060
Katniss, I want a word, like...

503
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,410
Pookie -Lookie.

504
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,479
I've changed my mind. I'm not... I've
just been telling the boys about your

505
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,530
girl.

506
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,460
What? Didn't she tell you?

507
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,080
Paid me a little visit.

508
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:38,600
Huffing and puffing she was. Getting all
worked up. Tried it to me.

509
00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:40,180
Had to be held back.

510
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,620
If she were a new mammy, I would have
swung for her like.

511
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,570
What's she say?

512
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,850
He hasn't shown.

513
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:53,660
Oh, it's only quarter past.

514
00:27:53,661 --> 00:27:54,459
He'll be here now.

515
00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:55,600
Hey, look what I got him.

516
00:27:57,140 --> 00:28:01,820
Nylon bristles and overalls from the
pound shop.

517
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,320
Didn't get day glow ones.

518
00:28:04,321 --> 00:28:06,759
Don't want him looking like he's in a
disco, do we?

519
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,770
Well, he ain't going to look like
nothing unless he turns up.

520
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,050
Mum!

521
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,170
Told you.

522
00:28:12,171 --> 00:28:15,639
Why do you have to interfere in my
business all the time?

523
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:16,900
Hey, hang on. What's this?

524
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,320
You can stay out of it and all.

525
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:20,969
I've just been careful. You made me look
like a right twat.

526
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:23,569
Luke, I just don't want you hanging
around with him, all right? You'll be

527
00:28:23,570 --> 00:28:25,800
in that prison before you know it. Mum,
I'm 24.

528
00:28:25,801 --> 00:28:29,269
I can look after myself. I don't need
you or him sticking your nose in my

529
00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:32,700
business. Got it? Well, surely you can
understand why I would... Got it!

530
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:45,750
I take it you don't want the job, then?

531
00:28:45,751 --> 00:28:51,969
It didn't take the golden boy long to
fall off his paddock, though, did it?

532
00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,030
He didn't fall off.

533
00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:54,280
He jumped.

534
00:28:54,490 --> 00:28:56,600
It's not really his fault, though, is
it?

535
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,620
He's coping with a lot of change, and
change ain't easy.

536
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:08,870
Off to see a drug dealer friend, do you?

537
00:29:08,871 --> 00:29:12,569
No. Don't lie to me, Luke. I'm not
lying. I'm not going to see Keppers, all

538
00:29:12,570 --> 00:29:14,909
right? You going to the Celebrity Fun
Day, then?

539
00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:17,049
We're going to meet Catherine Zeta
-Jones.

540
00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,100
Maybe.

541
00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:19,490
Got a few things to do first.

542
00:29:20,070 --> 00:29:21,550
Lou. Oh, what now?

543
00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:25,320
Give me a catch.

544
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,510
I know you're a good boy.

545
00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:37,500
I know you are.

546
00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:43,140
See you later.

547
00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:44,760
So long.

548
00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:47,870
Who is Catherine Zeta -Jones?

549
00:29:54,990 --> 00:29:57,040
I don't see why he can't just walk onto
it.

550
00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,790
He's not actually disabled, is he?

551
00:29:58,791 --> 00:30:02,329
And what if Shirley Barty turns up in a
Rolls Royce at exactly the same time

552
00:30:02,330 --> 00:30:03,770
Daddy's waltzing off to bed?

553
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:04,870
Then where will we be?

554
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,850
Oh, yeah, and the rest.

555
00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:09,910
Now, don't have kittens.

556
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,870
If I've got a cat, then it's been caught
first.

557
00:30:23,511 --> 00:30:25,059
Oh, my

558
00:30:25,060 --> 00:30:39,380
God.

559
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,740
Did she sign a book?

560
00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,030
Yeah.

561
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,120
And she'd done a photo.

562
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,010
Ah.

563
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:51,540
What exactly did you get in the VIP bit,
then? Three drinks, meet the stars.

564
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,800
You seeing Peniel down there?

565
00:30:53,980 --> 00:30:55,840
I don't know. We're still not speaking.

566
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:58,240
Does VIP stand for very important
person?

567
00:30:58,241 --> 00:30:59,419
Yes, love.

568
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:00,840
Am I very important, then?

569
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,470
You asked me.

570
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,020
Off for the bus, is it?

571
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,450
Yeah.

572
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,660
I suppose she'll be there, will she?
Lord in it. Who now?

573
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,920
We can't stand the sight of her.

574
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,140
Otherwise, we'd be joining you, like.

575
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,950
Hey, I'm not going to jump in your
sheet.

576
00:32:13,930 --> 00:32:15,110
Oh, sorry, Alan, love.

577
00:32:15,111 --> 00:32:19,669
It's still on the way. It's just I got a
little surprise for her.

578
00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:20,720
Oh, that's lovely.

579
00:32:21,030 --> 00:32:22,080
Hello.

580
00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,200
Right.

581
00:32:23,690 --> 00:32:24,740
All right, darling?

582
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:28,070
I'll go by the window, Ken. All right,
Daddy?

583
00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:30,930
My God, Carl.

584
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:32,280
My damn dog.

585
00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:35,509
Don't worry, babe. She probably haven't
even noticed.

586
00:32:35,510 --> 00:32:38,340
Anyway, you can't be expected to get it
right first time.

587
00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,140
Hiya.

588
00:32:40,530 --> 00:32:42,070
Oh, you made it there?

589
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,580
Yeah.

590
00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:46,200
Yeah. I've come to surprise you.

591
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,470
Free IP tickets.

592
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,610
Free drinks.

593
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,670
Beat the stars.

594
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:56,979
Ah, that's really kind of you, but, um,
my friend's already got us, um... A

595
00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:58,060
friend? Yeah.

596
00:32:58,061 --> 00:32:59,839
All right.

597
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:03,219
While you come over with us and come
with coaches, you could go on your

598
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:05,619
Oh, you know, it's good for the
environment, isn't it?

599
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,900
I was all going on the bus.

600
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,140
Well, he's got a Harley.

601
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,380
Anyway, shall we, um...

602
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,370
You look nice, love.

603
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,940
So, I think Luke's really sorry about
what happened.

604
00:33:25,941 --> 00:33:28,679
Did he apologise, then? Well, not
exactly, no.

605
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,730
But I know he is.

606
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,980
Right. Oh, even better.

607
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:34,980
Mum, only a half -hour journey.

608
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,710
I'll have one, Meg, if you've got one
going. Go on, pass it down.

609
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,579
And he says he's not going to see that
kekkers no more, and I believe him. So

610
00:33:46,580 --> 00:33:47,469
there we are.

611
00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:50,230
Stella, I don't want to tell you this.
All right, go on.

612
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,250
Right, I'm not waiting any longer.

613
00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,700
Barry, off we go.

614
00:33:54,170 --> 00:33:56,590
Now, who's going to start us off on the
singing?

615
00:33:57,330 --> 00:33:58,380
Who I care.

616
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:36,920
OMG, it's Cheggers.

617
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,860
Now just play it cool, all right? Fame
does funny things to people.

618
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,540
He's not even that famous.

619
00:34:47,020 --> 00:34:50,638
I'm Keith Bobby Gifting. Can I just say
it's a pleasure to meet you and I

620
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:52,479
thought it was a crime when they
cancelled Swap Shop.

621
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,530
Oh, thanks very much.

622
00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:55,220
Surprised you were even born.

623
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,979
So, you all having a good time? Bye!

624
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:07,810
Right, well, that'll be getting on.

625
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:11,340
Yes, bye, Keith.

626
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,170
I'm going on over there.

627
00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:14,990
And what was that debacle?

628
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:17,760
Do you think you're on daily since you
did?

629
00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:20,970
I met Keith Jagwin.

630
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:22,840
I've got to tell Di.

631
00:35:30,901 --> 00:35:32,989
So glad you came.

632
00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:34,310
I spotted him on the street.

633
00:35:34,311 --> 00:35:35,789
From Bitteris, by any chance.

634
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:39,170
And I insisted he come along with us. He
is family, after all.

635
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,480
That's nice.

636
00:35:40,481 --> 00:35:44,269
Where do you turn his share? Between you
and me, she's not a fan of charitable

637
00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:49,430
events. She thinks they're indulgent.
Now, where is Miss Zeta -Jones -Douglas?

638
00:35:49,890 --> 00:35:52,050
Er, probably in the VIP.

639
00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:53,380
Come on.

640
00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:55,210
Anyone for a hot dog while I'm here?

641
00:35:55,410 --> 00:35:56,610
Aye, go on. Where may?

642
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,090
Sorry. Don't be.

643
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,540
I was being a mentalist.

644
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,300
You were wearing matching aprons.

645
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,910
Mention that again and the wedding's
off.

646
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,160
Who's coming for a bounce?

647
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:20,040
On the bouncy castle?

648
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,960
Oh, my God, I'll just watch.

649
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,980
I don't want this baby coming early.

650
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,420
Luke? Are you all right?

651
00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:34,040
Night! Oh, my God, what's wrong now?

652
00:36:35,370 --> 00:36:38,680
I just met Keith Checkman, and he
touched my elbow and everything.

653
00:36:44,710 --> 00:36:47,310
Well, very private, is it? You could say
that again.

654
00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:49,890
How come you've got VIP passes, then?

655
00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,210
I've got friends in high places.

656
00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:54,690
I think that's disgusting.

657
00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:57,740
We're meant to be living in a democracy,
for God's sake.

658
00:36:57,770 --> 00:37:01,440
Well, who's all the stars, Al? I only
see Keith Checkman and Debbie McGee.

659
00:37:01,450 --> 00:37:02,810
You saw Debbie McGee?

660
00:37:02,811 --> 00:37:06,229
It's sadder than the flyer they come
with, isn't it?

661
00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:07,280
Is it the Jones?

662
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:09,930
Bassey? Actually, it says they've been
invited.

663
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:11,570
See? In a small print.

664
00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:18,430
Pass me one of them Bucks fuzz, love.

665
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:21,530
Oh, I do love a Bucks fuzz, me. Oh, me
too.

666
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:23,640
Oh, my God.

667
00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:24,760
Are you?

668
00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:27,430
Yes, I am. How are you doing?

669
00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:31,190
I am such a fan of your cocking work.

670
00:37:31,890 --> 00:37:32,940
Hi, Andrew.

671
00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,570
Can I just introduce myself?

672
00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:38,670
Nadine Burburn. Hi, hi. And this is my
life partner, Karl Morris.

673
00:37:39,130 --> 00:37:43,090
Nice one, Buck. Oh, thank you. Not bad,
is it? Try to go to the gym most days.

674
00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:44,580
Does help.

675
00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:47,340
Who's he then?

676
00:37:49,490 --> 00:37:50,540
Heya, kid.

677
00:37:50,570 --> 00:37:52,740
How did your interview go at Big Ray's
gym?

678
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:55,290
I didn't do it in the end, Gump. I
didn't fancy it.

679
00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:56,590
Well, that is a shame.

680
00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,549
Would have been a nice little job for
you, that.

681
00:37:58,550 --> 00:37:59,309
Never mind.

682
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:02,860
He's got loads of people banging on his
door offering work, hasn't he?

683
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,460
Yeah, leave it now, all right?

684
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:07,920
It's ungrateful love. Sean was trying to
do you a favour.

685
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:11,070
What for? He's not my dad. Not old
enough to be for a start.

686
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:13,160
Come on, Luke, man. Shut up, Carl.

687
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,440
Don't wind him up, Carl. He's a
criminal. He might stab you.

688
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:17,830
Shut up, Nadine.

689
00:38:17,831 --> 00:38:21,639
Can we all just calm down and carry on
enjoying the day? I didn't want the poxy

690
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,559
job, all right?

691
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,479
No, you'd rather just run pill for
keckers, wouldn't you? What are you on

692
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,650
I saw you, Luke, early on outside his
house.

693
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:30,450
Look, you might fool your mum, but you
don't fool me.

694
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:31,790
Oh, for God's sake!

695
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:36,019
You don't want to do that, mate. Yeah,
what do I want to do then, mate? Hey,

696
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:38,190
come on, tell me. Hey, hey, come on now,
lads.

697
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:39,830
We're in the VIP.

698
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,030
Have some respect.

699
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:53,599
What a fantastic turnout here today and
all raising money

700
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,180
for such a worthy cause.

701
00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:00,039
So without further ado, it gives me
great pleasure to declare this charity

702
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,460
family fun day well and...

703
00:39:45,569 --> 00:39:49,239
checkers, but I gave him back the pills.
Ma 'am, I didn't go through with it.

704
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:52,270
And I went to the chicken manor. I got a
job up there.

705
00:39:53,170 --> 00:39:55,490
It's crap paid. I've got no prospects.

706
00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:57,330
But it's not dodgy.

707
00:39:58,990 --> 00:40:00,040
Right, happy now?

708
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,530
Chicken manor, chicken shmanor.

709
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:10,090
No member of my family works in a place
like that. I will give you a proper job.

710
00:40:10,990 --> 00:40:12,430
In my post office!

711
00:40:12,431 --> 00:40:15,959
I think you should check with Mum first.

712
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,160
And 15 pence more an hour.

713
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,420
Serious? Yeah, serious.

714
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:22,750
Result.

715
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,900
Oh, what the hell.

716
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:25,960
20 pence more an hour.

717
00:40:31,140 --> 00:40:35,520
And while we're at it, no one has paid
me yet for this bloody trip.

718
00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:38,500
57 quid I forked out the camo coaches.

719
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:42,880
Every single one of you, apart from
Paula, owes me £2 .35.

720
00:40:43,690 --> 00:40:46,630
And no one is going nowhere till I get
my money.

721
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,060
So come on.

722
00:40:50,010 --> 00:40:51,060
Stay up.

723
00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:53,900
Please.

724
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:03,000
Thanks for not hitting me too hard, bud.
I wish I could say the same.

725
00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:06,060
Right, I'll see you then. Yeah. Hey,
Luke.

726
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:08,740
See you, mate.

727
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:16,499
Oh, my God, Luke. You hit the box, that.
That's quality, that is. It's not. It's

728
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,550
really thick.

729
00:41:18,500 --> 00:41:19,880
I'd better get going as well.

730
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:20,990
Oh, wait a minute.

731
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:27,099
What? Why have you always got to get
going? Where exactly are you getting

732
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:31,960
to? Are you all right? How many hints do
you need to work out that I like you?

733
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,460
Well, I like you. You're very nice.

734
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,000
And I want to go out with you.

735
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,770
Yeah.

736
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,970
I think I get that.

737
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:49,360
I just don't get why you want to go out
with me. Oh, fishing now. No, I'm not.

738
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:59,179
You are

739
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:05,699
gorgeous and sexy and lovely and you're
nearer my son's age than mine. And

740
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:10,940
I'm... Well, look at me. I'm going to be
a grandmother in four months. I'm...

741
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:15,660
In God's name, would you want to go out
with me?

742
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:20,540
Oh, my God, you're not doing it for a
bet, are you?

743
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:28,259
Stella, I want to go out with you
because you're gorgeous and sexy and

744
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:31,680
lovely. I'm wearing a stripy rugby
shirt. I love being with you.

745
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:36,239
You think dolphins are vicious and your
druggy name's Tablo, and I bet you're

746
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,540
amazing in bed.

747
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:41,160
I can go on. Please don't, because I am
dying for you.

748
00:42:51,850 --> 00:42:53,050
Where are you taking me?

749
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,100
Like Italian?

750
00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,100
Of course.

751
00:43:00,150 --> 00:43:02,030
Giovanni's. Next week.

752
00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:03,860
For definite.

753
00:43:04,370 --> 00:43:05,420
For definite.

754
00:43:06,170 --> 00:43:07,790
I'll call you when I've booked it.

755
00:43:24,339 --> 00:43:25,389
What with?

756
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,660
Fraud. P .S. I'm not messing around.

757
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,440
I really have gone.

758
00:43:29,980 --> 00:43:33,820
Is your boyfriend got three missed calls
off him? Shall I answer it? No.

759
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,500
Shall I be taking a hint?

760
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,300
Well, we've been all over.

761
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,450
Follow that herd.

762
00:43:38,451 --> 00:43:42,199
It's a new bowl of spaghetti. When I
couldn't have actual sex with him, I

763
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,519
wouldn't know where to begin.

764
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,059
Hope you are ready to get the shit
kicked out of you, Williams.

765
00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:47,109
Nice.

766
00:43:47,110 --> 00:43:51,660
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